The first time I saw "2001: A Space Odyssey" I was high on acid.
It was mind blowing to say the least.
There we sat, a couple of goofed-up goofballs cuddling a pit bull betwixt us. Nothing but a head full of dreams and the universe at our feet.
And let's just say, because of my — erhh — altered state of mind, I couldn't tell what was visually appealing cinema and what was visuals... if you catch my drift.
Especially the climactic scene when our hero, Dave, braves the psychotic HAL, touches the "monolith", and cracks open the spacetime continuum, transcending his human form to be reborn as the galaxy herself.
After the movie finished, I was slack-jawed as el Jefe Chump talking about bleach and the human body.
Why do I bring this up?
I don't know. Because this is nothing like that. But it was a pretty good gimmick to get your attention eh?
Here's the deal:
If you have a continuity / subscription product, I'd like to chat with you. Why?
Because 1) I'm furiously curious about continuity, and 2) I'm considering honing my offerings to better serve those with that business model.
There is none. I won't try pitching you. There will be no sales pressure. I simply want to ask you some questions to find the needs of the market and see if my skills can solve those needs.
I.E. I want to find where the holes in the boat are before sticking my fingers in.
For your troubles, I will answer any questions you have and critique some of your copy. Plus, you'll make me high as a hippy at a Grateful Dead concert.
To do that, hit reply and let me know.
P.S. There's another funny story from that legendary night (and the following weeks) that may or may not involve my dog giving my friend fleas. If you ask nicely, maybe I'll share that story in a future piece.