A sickness is spreading across the land.
It's causing misery and contempt in the hearts of millions.
And heaven knows this isn't a sickness of the lungs...
It's a sickness of the MIND.
The sickness of which I speak?
The Cooped-Up Crazies of course
You see, isolation cooties are creeping into your house, eyes, and nostrils as we speak.
On your kitchen table. Hiding under the couch. Drifting in through every cracked window as the sun shines and the birds chirp gleefully. All the while... the cooties are eating your shrinking brain as you binge netflix and guzzle chocolate ice cream by the pint load.
The screaming kids... the nagging spouse... your adult child home from college... and the constant assault of the noose media (whoops, I meant news media)...
All of which is driving you batty.
Now, full disclosure:
I don't speak from experience. The "Cooped-Up Crazies" is a disease that yours truly has a thick layer of natural immunity to. In fact, "Social Distancing" is the name of my memoir.
Which is why Poppa is here to give you your medicine.
Ok, are you ready?
The simple cure to your cooped-up insanity is...
Rapid implementation of gooey copywriting goodness across all your marketing channels.
Sending more emails than ever before
Building your list as aggressively as ever
Creating new offers
Finding affiliates and JVs
Blowing the dust off old offers to make them new
Being more valuable to your list
Raising your prices
Understanding your market better than anyone in your niche.
And more and more...
Yes, after today, my sick little bird, you have zero excuses when the "Cooped-Up Crazies" hit. In fact, next time you cry "I'm board... sumwun intertane meeeee..." all you have to do is imagine Poppa Tyler whispering into your itchy ear:
"Implement. Grow. Build. Prosper."
After all, you can spend the next few weeks (or possibly months) sitting at home, whining about the economy... or the idiocy of the government... or the angry orange man who makes you mad... or any variety of things keeping you stuck in your mental loop of insanity.
Or, you can spend the next few weeks growing your business.
So that when this is all over, you're in a position to get back into the swing of things.
Which means buying a vacation while travel's still cheap (if ye dare)
Having extra time and money to donate to a worthy cause
Buying your grandma a fancy belated birthday present
Or (and this is probably the wisest of them all) saving up a nest egg for when the next disaster strikes
So you're not caught swimming naked as the tide dries up.
The choice is yours.
And to make your choice as easy as possible, I'm announcing:
*The Unlimited Email Extravaganza*
Where I'll write unlimited emails, plus any other copy you need for one low monthly price.
Yes, call me batshirt crazy, but I did say UNLIMITED emails.
You see, I'm a cocky SOB. And in one of my recent "states", I decided to go all-in on the prized horse (i.e. I'm betting I can write emails faster than you can send them).
If you need other types of copy written to "fill in the edges", I'll write those too.
But before jumping up and down with your hand in the air saying, "Ooh, ooh... pick me... pick me..." know this:
This offer ain't for everyone.
And even though it's insanely valuable and generous... it ain't "cheap".
In fact, it will seem obnoxiously expensive to some.
So this is only for you if you need LOTS of sales copy written each month — especially email copy.
Whatever the case, here's the deal:
If you are interested in this offer, you must book a call with me to discuss it before Friday, April 24th at Midnight EDT. You don't have to meet with me before then, but you must book your call before then (i.e. My calendar is open to discuss this project until May 8th... but at Friday, April 24th at Midnight EDT I will be taking the calendar down and you will no longer have the chance to book)
If you are interested, all you have to do is reply to this email with a bit about your business, your market, your offer, your monthly marketing budget, and what type of copy you need written.
If it seems like the right fit, I'll send you a link to my private calendar to book your time.
Click "reply" to get the ball rolling.