Dingleberry picture

So I was playing around in my Google analytics... looking at search queries and such. And much to my amazement, at the top of the list was...

dingleberry picture

(If you are wondering why my website would rank for such a term, I once wrote a subject line: "The happiest donkey-dingleberry gnat in the whole wide world"... twas a banger)

And while I am incredibly tickled at the hilarity of the matter... moments later it dawned on me:

Who are the human spam folders that are googling "dingleberry picture"??

Ones who weren't allowed ice cream as kids I'd guess.

To make matters worse, this email you are reading (when I upload it to my blawg) will make me rank even HIGHER for the decrepit term.

Shudders.

That's how you know I love you.

I'm willing to risk dingleberry-kinksters sneaking onto my list in order to appease and entertain you.

It's a tough job. But somebody has to do it.

Speaking of tough job:

Until tomorrow, Friday 22nd at 5 PM PDT you can get one hour of my precious time in exchange for you promoting my opt-in to your list. Which means, you get one hour of my sincere attention on your most pressing copywriting or marketing challenge all at no monetary cost to you.

This includes 30 minutes of prep work, where I will analyze and review what you send me... followed by a 30-minute consultation where I will walk you through the exact marketing or copywriting changes I suggest you make.

To be totally clear: You must have a list of business owners to qualify. Preferably, a list with zero (or very few) dingleberry-kinksters.

If you qualify and are interested, simply reply back telling me 1) your market, 2) how often you mail your list, and 3) size of your list.

Tyler Mccune

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