How weird is it to go shopping right now? Completely surreal right? Everyone in masks. Often behind plastic sheets. Spraying and wiping. Wiping and spraying. And always staying six feet apart.
I mean personally, I kinda like it. I've always been a "get in, get out" sort of a guy when it comes to shopping. No time for chit-chat please.
But when I went to the store last week, I was in for a bit of a surprise.
You see, your pal Tylonius drove all the way to the store before realizing he forgot his mask. Which wasn't a huge deal to me. I've been fortifying my immune system with squats and pushups and daily primal roars.
But little did I know I would be turned away at the door by a girl with sparkling blue eyes.
"New store policy" she said.
I walked away incredulous with my head hanging.
But then, a masked samaritan, cape flowing in the wind came to my rescue. He said, "follow me bruh", popped his trunk, and pulled out a brand spankin new mask.
Which easily saved me a solid hour of driving home to get my mask then back to the store (yes, I live in the middle of nowhere and the closest supermarket with a half-decent coffee selection is 30 minutes away).
And to thank this kind, masked samaritan, I am "paying it sideways" with my:
Masked Samaritan Critique Special
Here's the deal:
I will critique five (5) of your emails for the low, low price of $50.
That's at least five times less than I would charge normally for something like that.
So if you'd like to take advantage of this sales immune booster, reserve your spot by paying at the link below:
Deadline to do so and reserve your price is Friday, May 1st at Midnight EDT